Now throw in a Bachelor's degree in common decency and you may be able to live among a human society.
I've seen plenty of comments here disproving this gibberish with thoughtful commentary and evidence. You however managed to do exactly two things in your reply:
1. Ad hominem (attack the opponent instead of his claim)
2. Appeal to authority (I have a PhD in blablabla) just for the show-off, without it gaining any merit in the comment.
So though I hardly disagree with the author of this article, I agree fully with Jackson Cooper. You fail at being a basic human being. No PhD will ever be able to fix that.
A "schmuck" can still visit an art school and catch up on graphic design, should his knowledge be insufficient. You however will remain an asshat for the rest of your life. Let that sink in.